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Corrupt-a-wish Game

Granted.
Your wish is incorruptible and this thread cannot continue.
Our lives become dark without corrupt a wish thread.
We try to play corrupt a wish with people in our real lives but they look at us funny.
We decide to hunt down LeoHoward1 and wreak terrible revenge. It's too terrible to even say.

I wish nature wasnt so cruel
Granted.
Nature is no longer cruel.
But without cruelty there is no killing and without killing all of the predators rather quickly die out.
Is the eating of plants cruelty? Food for thought.
Plants have feelings too...

I wish for food... (I'm hungry)
Granted.

Someone knocks on your door. At first, you don't recognize that half-naked man, filthy, emaciated, with long hair and an abundant beard. "God damn hippie", you think. But suddenly a voice coming from nowhere resonates in your mind and makes you fall on your knees.
"Hey!, don't swear in His name, obnoxious blasphemer, he's my father after all! That said, i've heard your wish, and i've decided to go down from my cross to ease your hunger, isn't that super cool? So, from now on, your fridge will always be full, but you can only eat what's in it. No no, don't thank me.
By the way", carries on the bum who now seems a bit uncomfortable, "i've let my cross in the car park, which is not free of charge and, most important, i do need to receive an antitoxin tetanus injection... Maybe, well, you know, you could do something about this?"
You give him 10 bucks and run immediately into your kitchen. With a trembling hand, you open the door of your fridge, and step back, disgusted by what you see. A note sticked on the door says : "Here's your eternal food. Though, as i don't want you to be tempted by the gluttony sin, this is the food that you like the least. No, no, don't thank me, that's my job to be merciful. Now eat, my child."

And you eat and will eat, because you're hungry, and will be hungry.

i wish i could travel the world to live the spring season again and forever.
Granted.
You are forever stuck in the "Trying to get into shape for summer" phase...

I wish i could hang out with my friends.
On the way home from said hangout, they all die in a car crash and only you're left to wonder why you wanted to in the first place, knowing that if you didn't hang out with them this wouldn't have happened.

I wish I was the greatest chess player to ever live, including among engines.
Granted.

That established fact occurs after world war 3, when the 0.5 percent of mankind survivors are relegate to the stone age, rediscovering the joys of hunting and gathering, and when the engine, picked up in a fallout shelter built in the 50's, is less powerful than a solar calculator.
The world survivors chess championship, held every year since the apocalypse is composed of you, the undefeated champion, Gaby, a good mentally retarded guy from France, and the solar calculator.

I wish for fun.

Granted

But as you are having fun you got run over by a truck and you died

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish
Not granted.

I wish to be the best in the world at any sport or game I try.

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