Wish granted
you stream for 5 hours a week but all of the streams are just you failing so badly that you soon become the laughingstock of Lichess to the point where when someone makes a dumb move it is now called a Radioactive7. Eventually the pain of it gets too great and you have to leave Lichess forever...
I wish I was a better driver.
Wish granted. You become overconfident, do driving tricks on a four-lane highway, and some dude tail-ends you for overconfidence, killing you and all passengers immediately. For causing the crash, your relatives are sued 4 million dollars.
I wish I were the World Chess Champion.
Wish Granted.
You get a Swelled head and everyone hates you.
I wish For a new chess set.
Wish granted.
You get a costly new chess set with the bonus you got at work. The pieces and board are made out of glass and they are very fragile. As you take the board and pieces out of their packaging, your hand slips. Your new chess set falls on the floor and the glass shatters and flies everywhere. Your hand got cut in the process and now you are bleeding. Now your new chess set is broken, you cut your hand and are bleeding, and you have a mess to clean up. Not to mention the wasted money.
I wish I had telekinesis.
Wish granted.
You have telekinesis but are too weak for your newfound powers and are controlled by them...
I wish i didnt have to post my wish on here.
nooooo... im being controlled by my telekinesis... XD wait... what? does that mean someone else with telekinesis is controlling me because ppl with telekinesis can control each other? and since im so bad at controlling my powers... other ppl can control what i do?? :O lol... that made more sense in my head... XD yea... thats me letting my imagination run free... (ignore this if u want :P)
Wish granted.
You don't have to post you wish here. Unfortunately, there is no where else to post your wishes that wouldn't make you look like a total idiot. You give up looking for new places to post your wishes and you come back here and post you wishes in this thread.
(Scatterbrain, where's your wish?!^^)
I wish for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, lol^^
Wish granted.
They find a cure but the only problem with it is that it is 100% lethal...sorry...
I wish for happiness...
Wish granted.
You get drunk on happiness (again... i remember saying that somewhere)
I wish that I could get 10,000 tokens and 500,000 credits on Asphalt 8: Airborne every race.
Wish granted.
you are forced to play that terrible game...
I wish this wish was incorruptible.