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Corrupt-a-wish Game

Wish granted.

Unfortunately, you were never allowed to play any games or sports since birth so, since you never got to try any, you never became the best at it.

I wish everyone in the world could accept each other and be friends.
Wish granted.

However, as everybody is getting to know everybody else in the world to make friends, a deadly disease is spread and the whole world dies.

I wish that we lived longer so we could see the whole world!
Granted

However, just after the technology for longer life is developed, Donald Trump decides to start a nuclear war, all of humanity is wiped out and the Earth becomes a giant wasteland

I wish to beat Magnus Carlsen at chess
Granted.

You beat Magnus Carlsen, but only after his cerebrovascular accident, which reduces his IQ to the level of an oyster, and makes him play chess like Forrest Gump.

I wish i was alive in 2117, to see how the world is going on.
i wish for more humor like Gaby_Groseile's & less demonizing ....
@Gaby_Groseille Granted.
However, there is no world in 2117 because Trump, Trudeau, Putin and Jinping had all started WWXIV and the world is over. Just black ash.

@Isaiah4031 Granted
Being so funny, you distract your wife from driving and she crashes the car. Both of you go to the hospital with life-threatening injuries. The doctor tells you both won't survive.

I wish that all companies made dishwasher-safe dishes and none that have to be hand-washed.
Granted.
But then companies also stop making dishwashers and refuse to repair the so that within a year all dishes have to be washed by hand.

I wish for a nice Husky...
Granted.

The Husky is so nice that it gives up its life so you can have ice cream.

I wish to get more forum features.
Granted.

So many people take advantage of the features forum is just a spamming network.

I wish for a world with no war
Granted.

The world is without war, unfortunately without war overpopulation quickly causes starvation and a plague quickly destroys all humanity.

I wish for The Chocolate Factory.

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