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Server speedups

I've noticed the servers are very slow lately. This is quite troublesome as it takes sooooo long to move. I'm a very technical computer science undergrad and I recently heard in lecture that computers have this thing called "virtual memory" which can improve performance. My professor said that because hard drives have lots of space but ram doesn't, that it's best to simply download more ram onto your hard disk. When I asked him where I could acquire this "virtual ram", he pointed me to downloadmoreram.com and let me tell you, that site is AMAZING! I went on, tried their 32gb vRAM pack, and BAM! Instant speedups! My network is even running faster! Sending tons of packets to places like China, Russia, and even North Korea! Windows Defender says I have an infection, but honestly I feel very healthy. Even so, who cares about that when I have all this SPEED! I hope lichess can benefit from this fantastic technology and incorporate it into their next release!
My favorite part is "Windows Defender says I have an infection, but honestly I feel very healthy."

Keep it up!
If you want further speedups it's a little-known fact that you can use "quantum computing" to see your opponents' moves before they are played! However be careful not to do this from the mobile app or you may experience time dilation which drains the battery faster than normal.
Thanks for the advice, man, this website is truly fantastic! I have downloaded some RAM too, and you know what? It has completely changed my life! I started look better, got a promotion at work, and you won't believe, even a smoking hot girlfriend! Additionally, my ELO rose up to 2900, which has been scientifically confirmed by my psychiatrist!
So do not hesitate to visit downloadmoreram.com as they have only a limited number of RAMs to download!

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