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A... Cow?

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A story that I actually kind finished, but Imma edit this more soon

WARNING! My writing sucks, so please don't judge ;-; Please heart if you like it though!

On a cool summer day, I was thinking about cows. Why cows? Because I just saw a cow, float up into the air, and then disappear into a UFO. Of course it’s night time, do you think that a UFO would do it in the daytime? I just sat there, lost in thought, and in fright too. This was a one in a million moment for me. I always believed that out in the world, since we existed, then other lifeforms should exist too, and I was right! Only problem was that the reason I was sitting here in fright was because the UFO was right above me. Yeah, I’m in quite a dilemma. I feel very conflicted if I should run, or If I should stay here and see what happens. Seeing that the UFO is brightening, I think something is going to happen, but I would have neve guessed that it would pick me up and fling me into the ship, away from my family. Once I was in the ship, I realized with a startling fact that the ship was taking off, and I later realized that I was in a cage. There, I saw a cow. WHAT WAS IT WITH ALIENS AND COWS?!?!?!? In this cage, I realized there were bones of many creatures around, some are in the shape of a circle, some are so disgusting that can’t even be described with words. As I realized that I was trapped here, I heard some clicking sounds out of my cell, then I became increasingly aware how it was except for that. I wondered if I was the only one there, or if there were other people there, but was too tired to talk. When the clicking noise got so loud, I started to panic at what could be coming. Could it be a creepy bug humanoid? Or an alien looking alien? At that moment, I felt like I would pass out just from the suspense, but then I saw him, wait no, her? Eh, Imma just use the word “It.” “It” did look like an alien from a movie, a big head with 2 big eyes, but it’s body was the most disgusting, vile, and not to mention, stinky mix of arms, vertebrates, limbs, everything looked wrong. It looked like a mash of animals of every single race, mushed onto this alien, in fact, I believe that’s exactly what it is. I see a cow’s leg on it, and I bet “It”s” here to take mine. I looked around in fright, I backed up all the way to the corner of the cell,, farthest away from “It.” Suddenly, it tilted it’s head away and rushed back the way it came. I cautiously crawled to look at the bars, seeing that the coast was safe, I tried to think of a way to get out, because if I didn't, I'd be dead meat. Being the usual me, I like to observe things. Being mute, I couldn’t really do anything except that anyway.. I observed from the cage I was in, proceeding to check desperately at each corner and wall of the cell, trying to find a way out. When I failed, I slumped at
On a calm summer day, I was thinking about cows. Why cows? Because I just saw a cow float up into the air and then disappear into a UFO. Of course, it’s nighttime. Do you think that a UFO would do it in the daytime? I just sat there, lost in thought and in fright too. This was a one-in-a-million moment for me. I always believed that out in the world, since we existed, then other lifeforms should exist too, and I was right! The only problem was that I was sitting here in fright because the UFO was right above me. Yeah, I’m in quite a dilemma. I feel very conflicted if I should run or If I should stay here and see what happens. Seeing that the UFO is brightening, I think something will happen, but I would have never guessed that it would pick me up and fling me into the ship, away from my family. Once I was on the boat, I realized with a startling fact that the boat was taking off, and I later learned that I was in a cage. There, I saw a cow. WHAT WAS IT WITH ALIENS AND COWS?!?!?!? In this cage, I realized there were bones of many creatures around. Some are in the shape of a circle; some are so disgusting that they can’t even be described with words. As I realized that I was trapped here, I heard some clicking sounds out of my cell. Then I became increasingly aware of how it was except for that. I wondered if I was the only one there or other people there, but I was too tired to talk. When the clicking noise got so loud, I started to panic at what could become of me. Could it be a creepy bug humanoid? Or an alien-looking alien? At that moment, I felt like I would pass out just from the suspense, but then I saw him, wait no, her? Eh, Imma just uses the word “It.” “It” did look like an alien from a movie, a big head with two big eyes, but its body was the most disgusting, vile, and not to mention, a stinky mix of arms, vertebrates, limbs, everything looked wrong. It looked like a mash of animals mushed onto this alien. I believe that’s exactly what it is. I see a cow’s leg on it, and I bet “It”s” here to take mine. I looked around in fright; I backed up to the corner of the cell, farthest away from “It.” Suddenly, it tilted its head out and rushed back the way it came. I cautiously crawled to look at the bars. Seeing that the coast was safe, I tried to find a way to get out because if I didn't, I'd be dead meat. Being the usual me, I like to observe things. Being mute, I couldn’t do anything except that anyway. I watched from the cage I was in, proceeding to check desperately at each corner and wall of the cell, trying to find a way out. When I failed, I slumped at the far end of the cell and cried miserably. I was finally meeting aliens at the cost of my life. How terrible that is to finally do the thing you dream of but be crushed by the very thing that you dreamed of. Heartbreaking for me, it seemed. I wondered if this was finally him? Them? Whatever that “Thing” is probably going to kill him before he gets to know. He miserably sat in the corner of the cell for what seemed like an eternity when he finally heard a clunk in the door. Fear took over him, and he screamed or at least tried to. Then seeing that it wasn’t the abomination of the alien that he saw, it was a more refined one, one that looked similar to humans, if you take out the long teeth and four arms, of course. Surprisingly, the alien didn’t tie my arms up and only led me to another cell, where I was to wait. Again. At least this cell was cleaner and more refined, though. There was a bed to sleep on and a few bones to fiddle with. Haha, get the joke? Welp, I must be going insane;-; It has been a long time. I calculated. Could it be a few days on this UFO? Weeks? Time works weirdly in space. Then, another alien brought me out of the cell. I just realized how careful these guards were, not like guarding a prisoner, but like I was their son. I got brought to what the humans would call “The Bridge” and right into the command room. There, a man in a king’s robe stood, looking out into space. He looked coldly at me. I whimpered under his gaze.
“Hi, dad...”
If humans would hear this, all they would listen to are some clicks, but that was all the commander. wanted to hear in this language. His gaze softened, “Hey, long time no see. Let’s catch up on stuff, shall we?”